Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
I opened an image preview on Lemmy FOR GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Made a cat pun FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Ate a disappointing taco salad and then laid on my back for an hour FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I went out to dinner with my parents FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! It’s always nice when I get to spend some time with them and catch up.
Sat in a hot tub, with two English sisters, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I enjoyed a chocolate muffin and black tea at 3 am! For the glory of the Empire!
Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!
Been scrolling on Lemmy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I powdered my balls! For the glory of the Empire!
Scooped the litter box for the glory of the empire!
Hunted a quematrice, for the glory of the Empire!
I had a sip of bourbon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you’re okay, because you’re at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!
