There was an anonymous statement by an employee that SpaceX basically has a small department whose entire purpose was to keep Musk distracted from anything important whenever he would get involved with “running” the company. Pretty sure the article I read that in said that they confirmed the employee’s identity and it would explain a lot about their surprisingly successful work.

Well, the provided image of the suspect is going to be unhelpful to their investigation. I’ve seen less blurry shots of sasquatch. Why did they even bother releasing it?

Actually, now that I think on it maybe the shooter was some sort of cryptid…

“Hey George, like and comment on my videos again.”

“Sure, Lenny, I’m gonna write a real nice comment on your latest video right now.” *sniffle*