Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!

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      Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you’re okay, because you’re at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

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      Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!