I had a sip of bourbon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I don’t blame you, I just hope you all remember that this is being done to us by state actors, chiefly the Russians. We’ve given them the tools to do it with - our freedom of speech and the Internet, but I just hope you understand they are leveraging the stupidest among us to do all of this.

Ounce for ounce, this shit is wildly expensive. You could eat far cheaper and not be you know… eating fucking cat food.