• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      You’re right, I’ll fix it:

      [BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn’t buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

      [BRO] says: “looking for an obituary.”

      Vendor says “those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER].”

      [BRO] says: “not the one I’m looking for, [BITCH].”

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      To be honest, every time I lunch Lemmy I’m hoping for a “Trump found dead” post to be on the top.

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        5 hours ago

        Something similar, I wake up and look out for fresh memes of his assassination. But until now I remain disappointed.

        • I’m in a better situation: I’d be happy with Trump or Elon. So, 50% better odds, however small they might be.

          OTOH, Trump could just keel over one of these days, leaving us with President Vance shudder. I mean, President Couch Fucker has a nice ring, and all, but every single time that guy opens his mouth, the more I want to punch him.

          I dunno. The list of guys who deserve a sword missile is getting pretty long. Moscow Mitch, Vance, Trump, Elon. Any of them would be a happy day.