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2 hours agoI got eight and a half hours of sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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8·18 hours agoThe Sony Bravia I have now is the first Android device I have ever owned. It is also, coincidentally, the first TV I have had to hard reboot on a regular basis because the HDMI stack keeps crashing.
I have never and will never allow this thing to go online.
An often overlooked role. I love the original series (of Mission: Impossible).
53·20 hours agoCongratulations, Elon. You’ve made John DeLorean look wildly successful.
“Of all the souls I’ve met in my travels, his was the most- …Human.”
He’s self-diagnosing. It’s a cry for help.
1·22 hours agoIt looks like he used a password generator.
Say it! SAY IT! whip crack
Say it!
“I-I’m the employee of the month.”
Who’s the best employee in the company? Who’s a greatly valued person? tugs on restraints
crying “I aaaam!”
Krennec’s last words were, “Tarkin, oh my god, congratulations.”
They were trained for this bullshit.
“There’s that word again; heavy. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future?”
Night of the Drunken Karen
1·7 days agoThe Dutch: “Hmm!”
1·9 days agoThe other way to look at this is: Why do characters in a shooter need a listed date of birth?
Is there a secret dating sim rolled into it?
Jason: “Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines?”
Tommy: “Closer?”
realization washes over Tommy’s face
Tommy: “I could try.”