Once you get a billion dollars, that kind of thing is the only thing that is “off limits” anymore, so of course that’s what they want.

Extreme wealth is bad for everyone, including the wealthy.

I think Link was frozen in the game, too

That logic carries. I’ll allow it.

Will this work as a hat? I have an enormous head.

Wait, this isn’t a shitpost, this is precious!

Consuming strange plants and yelling at technology they neither understand nor appreciate is textbook goblin behavior.

Can, but won’t.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.