Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 days agoYou know exactly the amount of eyelashes anyone has at any given timemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou know exactly the amount of eyelashes anyone has at any given timeAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 27 days agoYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in Kentuckymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in KentuckyAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 28 days agoYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 28 days agoYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in Oklahomamessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in OklahomaAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agoYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agoYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squareTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can literally turn your frown upside-downmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can literally turn your frown upside-downAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-23 months agoYou can make milk allergic to youmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can make milk allergic to youAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can absorb teeth through your skinmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can absorb teeth through your skinAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can taste peoples Screamsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can taste peoples ScreamsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou can summon a pack of used condoms.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a pack of used condoms.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou Can taste Swear wordsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou Can taste Swear wordsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
