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You’re making me wanna watch the first Terminator again. Haven’t seen it since probably high school and maybe it will hit different now.

If they cut down they would end up losing those amazingly thicc thighs and ass.

I have an email!

Oh man how’d you manage that? I hear those are super hard to get.

Oh yeah this isn’t a complaint, because I think it looks good. It’s just I notice it, and it probably is from almost everything being made on UE5 these days. However, I think MGSV was one of the first games to have this particular look to it, and that’s on its own in-house engine (FOX Engine). It could just be how the lighting and shadowing are done. Those two things are getting so close to photorealism that it’s the texturing and modeling work that puts things (usually human characters) into the uncanny valley. A scene of a forest can look so real… And then you put a person walking through it and the illusion is lost. lol

Has anyone ever really noticed how samey everything looks right now? It’s a bit hard to explain, because it’s not the aesthetics of any kind of art style used, but the tech employed and how it’s employed. Remember how a lot of early 3D in film just looked like it was plastic? It’s like that, but with a wider variety of materials than plastic. Yet every modern game kinda looks like it’s made using toys.

Like, 20 years from now I think it would be possible to look at any given game that is contemporary right now and be able to tell by how it looks when it was made. The way PS1 era games have a certain quality to them that marks when they were made, or how games of the early 2000’s are denoted by their use of browns and grays.

This makes me want a game called “Torment Nexus.” That shit sounds like a dope-ass Soulslike.

Making the page have empty margins by squeezing all the content into the middle of the page. When I started learning how to make website back in the 90’s, this was considered a major no-no. It’s really only done these days, because they focus entirely on how it looks on a phone held vertically than on an actual computer. But there’s no reason to not have it use the space on devices that can see it.

I’m gonna need a couple hookers to help reside my house. Get in the truck, ladies!

You don’t even need that. You can generate a voice entirely through AI (or even non-AI tools that have existed for a long time before generative AI was a thing).

Maximum Portability engaged!

If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom’s vagina.

“BuT nAzIs CaLlEd ThEmSeLvEs SoCiAlIsTs!”

I was all prepared to deal with my dogs freaking out for their first 4th of July but they didnt even seem to notice. Every cat I had ever had, always freaked out and hid under a bed once the fireworks started going off.

A few games I’ve played recently have the opposite problem. The cutscenes were pre-rendered and look like ass compared to the actual game.

Or like, with Jedi Survivor it looks like ass because it turns all the graphics up during the unplayable segments for the visual quality, but it disables vsync and fast camera movements cause ghosting and screen tearing making the scene an unrecognizable mess.

I saw the first two Arkham games (in a remaster collection) were $3 on PSN so I bought it and have been tearing the place apart looking for the Riddler’s shit in Asylum.

throws phone against a wall

Oh wow! It worked! The ad is gone!

You post a wide range of other peoples content and links from other places.

That’s how link aggregate sites like Reddit and Lemmy work, and is the entire point. 🤦‍♂️

But I will tell you exactly what I tell everyone who makes the complaints you’re making: Feel free to make your own content, that’s all original and not just linked to from another site. Be the change you want to see.

I think it should be a game that barely runs on modern hardware entirely because it’s poorly optimized. It would be funny as hell to have a game like that running on toasters if done by talented devs.

I’ve never known anyone to actually use 9gag. 🤮

If there is an American/Canadian war, I’ll sign up on the side of the Canadians. - An American