This guy’s story is worth more than the resale value.
Dear Poseidon. Please make this a boat, then a submarine, and then an artificial reef.
That’ll develop a nice patina
Well at least until the battery comes in contact with the rising salty tide… Then it will have a nice char to replace the patina.
The sear locks in the flavor
don’t worry the fearless leader can unlock it remotely after masturbating to them picking their nose at redlights
Please say the tide is out. Please say the tide is out.
If you look, you can see the small debris line washed up by a previous tide. It does indeed look like the tide was out. Unfortunately, they may have enough time to get towed out of there.
People who are dumb enough to drive a
35006600, Siri lied, pound vehicle onto a beach probably don’t understand tides.3500?? Lol no, those eyesores average 6300 lbs curb weight.
Siri lied to me.
Yeah, she does that.
3500 lbs? LOL Try 6600 lbs.
That car has a pretty low clearance, what did they think was going to happen?
the IQ is lower than the clearance
Clearance has less to do with it than its massive curb weight.
Having finally go close to one IRL, they’re taller than they appear from afar, good bit more than my 2004 F150. I was surprised.
Most of the ones I’ve seen have been tailgating me on the Beltway (simultaneously blinding me with their headlights), then very grumpily conceding that the cars in front of me were going the same speed before cutting someone else off in order to get a quarter car-length ahead. I will freely admit that I wasn’t necessarily paying enough attention to their wheel clearance at the time.
Somehow they’re different and even weirder looking up close. Had thought I was OK with the style until I loaded mulch in one.
Only 15 bags and the man had to make three trips to Lowe’s to get all his shit. I can pack that in my little convertible and pack far more into any given SUV. Every. Day.
16 inches is not low (assuming they set it to the highest settings)
Sorry, the ones I’ve seen were all lower than that.
To be fair there aren’t many reasons to use higher settings on paved roads. And the one in the picture looks like it’s set to the correct (off-road) height, doubt it’s gonna help tho
I’d just stand right next to that, point and laugh
Anyone who drives on a beach should lose their vehicle. Either by nature or by law enforcement.
There are plenty of beaches where it’s perfectly fine to drive off road. But it typically requires a permit, proper equipment, knowledge of how to properly deflate your tires, etc.
It also requires you to be a dick and not care about the environment.
It’s not enough for the product to be shit, you also have to sell it to a bunch of absolute morons.
If moisture is potentially damaging, what is salt spray going to do?
Assuming they get out before the tide, of course.
Its a heavy vehicle sitting still on soft (wet) ground, its already lost.
Almost looks like the Mako haha
