There is no other self. This is what he is.

I can give you a transplant.

I use Mint, BTW.

They’ll probably drop the price soon. At $500 it might be worth looking at…

Wait until he’s 30. I was pretty scrawny as a young lad. As soon as I turned thirty, I started putting on the pounds.

Mist!

I use nano for editing config files in the terminal. For everything else I use VSCodium. Roast me.

You might actually see the children before you run them over. This is unacceptable!

I took George Dubya eight years to run the US economy into the ground. Donnie will do it in eight weeks.

Calling three dudes an assault group is giving them too much credit.

The concept of a ground attack aircraft that shoots its cannon at things is well and truly dead in the age of MANPADS. Even the A-10 basically doesn’t do that any more. However, a fixed wing piston engine plane that shoots rockets or glide bombs from outside MANPADS range might make some sense. This is a role typically filled by helicopters right now, but a fixed wing plane would offer better range and lower cost.

Ein echter Ehrenmann.

It’s an illusion to think business decisions are always made based on economic considerations. This is about power and control, not about saving money.

Gee, I wonder what colour uniforms that “citizen army” will wear?

Und man findet immer einen Parkplatz.

Man muss nicht zu ihm aufschauen um anzuerkennen, dass er einer der weniger arschlochigen in der deutschen Politiklandschaft ist.

Lass dich nicht auf den Weg nach draußen von der Tür schlagen.

Und? Hast du’s geschafft, als erster alle deine Proletarier in den Gulag zu manövrieren?

Erst machen wir es ihnen durch bürokratische Schikane schwer, Arbeit zu finden und dann schieben wir ihnen die Schuld in die Schuhe. Wieder mal ein genialer Plan der intelligentesten Partei Deutschlands.