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minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 hours agoFinally they discovered eternal youth and they never spoke of it again.
minus-squaredeegeese@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-24 hours agoHello, Starfleet Medical? I’d like to schedule my annual transporter based cellular rejuvenation.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoStarfleet Medical has no record of such a procedure. ... But rumor has it that nice things can happen if you palm Commander O’Brien 2 slips of gold pressed latinum.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoSame reason Picard is bald. Aging, death, baldness; humanity has moved past all of these concerns in the future lol.
Finally they discovered eternal youth and they never spoke of it again.
Hello, Starfleet Medical? I’d like to schedule my annual transporter based cellular rejuvenation.
Starfleet Medical has no record of such a procedure.
...
But rumor has it that nice things can happen if you palm Commander O’Brien 2 slips of gold pressed latinum.
Same reason Picard is bald. Aging, death, baldness; humanity has moved past all of these concerns in the future lol.