For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
A simple one I think, I refuse to call twitter by other names.
“white chocolate” doesn’t exist. It’s just sugar and a little bit of cocoa butter. It’s edible wax. It’s not chocolate and it doesn’t belong in any assortment of sweets, ever. Cocoa butter is skin moisturizer and that’s it.
Less has less syllables than fewer, so it takes fewer effort to say
Wait, aren’t these adjectives meant the be used the other way around or did I woosh the joke?
The Oxford comma.
I’ll go a step further.
I regularly use
comma’scommas where they don’t belong, just to reflect my speech patterns IRL.And, apparently, apostrophes too.
Dammit
I thought it was deliberate for the LOLs
Nope, I’m just a bit stupid from time to time.
This was the most refreshingly honest answer I’ve read in a long time. And it made me laugh. Thanks for both.
Seconded
