Don’t worry, they won’t pay out.

calm down

sweet summer child

I know these tactics, they’re designed to goad me into an emotive response so I lose the argument!

They’re not a case in themselves and your smugness is distasteful. Your interlocutor is treating you with more respect than you are showing in return.

Damn I didn’t know Harvard issued medial cruciate ligaments

If they had access to real books, they might learn the difference between then and than!