Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.

Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I’m 100% behind troglodyte.

I swear Mujico (Mexico) was around for a bit. I wonder if it’s still up.

Edit: It’s still alive and kicking! https://mujico.org/

You gave me this amazing mental image. I’m tempted to make one more about the Great Chicago Fire or the Great Flood of 1862 lol

That only happens in the big cities with all the libruls. /s

And it’s ridiculous because the difference between Mastodon and Twitter is minuscule.

I remember following some popular Twitter Head. Someone made a fake account on Mastodon and started getting followers but only posted once. Since then, his followers have grown to around 11k without any content at all! Imagine if it had been a real account. But the Twitter Head would rather switch to Bluesky instead. Such bullshit.

Sell drugs, got it. Thanks, stranger!