• magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    4 days ago

    If 100+ is the standard, “giga” is way too high. I’m thinking more along the lines of “century seductress”.

    Also, that was such a powerful burn I can feel the warmth from here.

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      4 days ago

      Not even a megaslut or a kiloslut. I wonder if a gigaslut is physically possible?

      Imagine one partner every ten seconds, during a 40h workweek, 52 weeks a year…

      That’s just 748,800 partners a year. Let’s call it an even 750,000. That’s a year and 4 months of professional fucking just to become a megaslut.

      Even for someone dedicating themselves to the job 60h a week during their whole life (60 years), would still be just 67 times a megaslut, only 6.7% of the way to become a gigaslut.

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        4 days ago

        See, a true slut isn’t limited to one partner at a time though, assuming a conventional functional set of anus, vagina, and mouth. If you also allow hands to count for slutification, then you could have as many as five at once.

        So, you could triple your numbers and get there in a reasonable period of time