I can shave my face and pubes at the same time! So convenient!

It’s only going to get worse, Anon. Rethink the relationship. Consider filing for divorce yourself.

Several people are telling you that LoL is a MOBA. If you don’t know what a MOBA is, read this.

I’d have to, out of sheer curiosity

In the sense that the issue isn’t being addressed as quickly or as seriously as it should be. Cancelling a contract and awarding it to a company with zero experience is not the answer.

Being called out on hypocrisy has never stopped a conservative before. Hell, it’s practically required.

Oh, THERE it is. This is why Elump has allowed so many air traffic control issues recently. To set the stage for this bullshit.

Sorry, I’m kinda slow sometimes.

An event I went to recently had an issue with an unknown number of “orphaned radioactive sources” being left on the trade tables.

What the hell kind of event was this? People were just leaving radioactive shit lying around? Someone had a Geiger counter on them? WTF!

I’ve heard the IT thing so many times that, in my mind, it’s moving from stereotype to reasonable probability

Is it bad that I’m surprised the number is so low?

Wait… they’re talking about New Zealand, not America. Yeah, one in five is waaaaay too many.

lol I’ve heard of Gravy Seal, but Meal Team Six is new to me. Nice.

She’s asking for empathy. From Trump and Musk.

Think about that for a moment.

I don’t think she should be allowed out of the house without a responsible caregiver, never mind dealing with something as complex as medical insurance. Oh, and she should probably wear a helmet at all times, too.

To save folks a search: “flytipping” is illegal dumping.

Yup. Whenever I encounter excessive chastity, I think “what else is she repressing? What happens if that repression breaks - or never breaks?” It feels fake and uncomfortable. Not an attractive feeling.

TBF, maybe she’s just being totally reasonable but picky, but that doesn’t have the same emotional vibe.

If 100+ is the standard, “giga” is way too high. I’m thinking more along the lines of “century seductress”.

Also, that was such a powerful burn I can feel the warmth from here.

Now I want to go around saying “im normal i have girl”, but nobody would get the reference.

“My roomie DIED so I could get laid. What a bro!”

Was Anon just being a pedantic dick, or are they profoundly ignorant? Why would they fail to make the obvious assumption that the parent meant Call of Duty? Isn’t helping clueless parents a regular part of the job?

Or am I the ignorant one, and missing the joke entirely?