I will perhaps be nitpicking, but… not exactly, not always. People get their shit hacked all the time due to poor practices. And then those hacked things can send emails and texts and other spam all they want, and it’ll not be forged headers, so you still need spam filtering.

left-pad as a service.

It’s probably AI-supported slop.

(Not to be confused with our premium product, ParticleServices, which just shoot neutrinos around one by one.)

You never review code when you have no time to do an actual review? Looks good to me :)