SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Free shit and a job? Best. Day. Ever!

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-2 1 year ago

SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It’s strange how Mastodon is so willingly letting them in. Fishy… Fishy and hairy. Like a fish with some nice bangs. Maybe a mullet. A little mustache too, recently brushed with a little mustache brush.