kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 days agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 10 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 19 days agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net · 19 days agomessage-square0fedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-219 days agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-219 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 days agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.athairmor@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-22 months agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months agoSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-22 months agoSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
