Dumb.

Just wait 20 years. It’ll be underwater.

Remember when pedos got beat down instead of protected?

They’ll be appointed to government positions soon.

You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.

Life might not be fixed, but it’s a start anyway

This isn’t even really C, it’s a bunch of assembly instructions jammed into C

Not that it’s not impressive… but still.

One time I was trying to figure out why the MySQL command wasn’t connecting.

mysql -h127.0.0.1 -p6033

Eventually ended up having four different people help me in a huddle. After two hours we figured it out… it turns out the argument is -P for port.

I wasted several thousand dollars of company time with a casing issue 🥴

Rage 2022 in Cleveland.