Yeah they taught that when I took driver’s ed in 1996. I don’t know if it applies anymore.

Oh snap

I have brain fog due to perimenopause. I used to be so smart - I have degrees in physics and statistics - and now I have to use a calculator for basic arithmetic. I’ll start a sentence and my train of thought will just evaporate. And when I try to concentrate on anything even a little bit complex, I lose track of my thoughts, it’s like there’s TV static where my thoughts belong.

And yeah, then the self-recriminations begin, plus a deep frustration that feels desperate and almost like rage and grief mixed together. And partly I think that’s an overreaction, but then again, I’m not sure it is.

It’s horribly depressing to go from smart to dumb. And I know my situation isn’t nearly as bad as yours, but please know you have my sympathy. It really sucks and I hope it gets better for you soon. 🤍

Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Genius.

What up Philly

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤

Man I love your stuff!

I heard there was some sort of tax loophole that the G-Wagon qualifies for, maybe that’s why there are so many on the road now

Wow this is super adorable, well done you!

I mean, obviously good luck, but haven’t you only been dating her for like 2 months?

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.

12 minutes to get to Aldi, and when I’m done there, just a few more minutes to get to Giant for the things I don’t get at Aldi.

I like both softener and dryer sheets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

That much is true
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place
Either with or without you

It makes me toot too much :(

Mochi is so pretty