Part of me hopes they name a different CEO just because of the massive hit to his ego that would be. But then I remember that would mean the company would be run by someone likely not putting 6lb of K up his nose daily, which would make Elmo even more obscenely wealthy and free up more of his time for destroying our fucking government.

JIA5172	CRJ9	(CLT)
JBU1855	E190	(BOS)
JIA5433	CRJ7	(ALB)
RPA4640	E75L	(EYW)
DAL2983	A319	(MSP)

Because they’re fucking junk. $TSLA puts the time has finally arrived

No wrongdoing by Trump has been alleged.

BECAUSE HE SETTLED THE CIVIL SUIT, A TACIT ADMISSION THAT THEY RAPED A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD TOGETHER.

I wish the media would just be straight with us. Obligatory “Fuck Reagan”.

The live-action reality remake the American public deserves

What is he going to do, whip his dick out? I’m confident someone would leak it even if it didn’t make it past S&P.

Holy shit, I just realized that Trump commuted his sentence

That’s an odd way of spelling “little girls”

Special K if Elon is any indication

Hey I’m saying it wouldn’t happen, not that it wouldn’t be great if it did

Fair point, but I’d still wager more misguided leftists protest voted or stayed home because of Harris than moderates who would have done the same for Sanders or did for Obama.

The premise is jackboot cops fucking with a black person and your takeaway is that the artist is racist?

The moderate Dem voters would have still turned out for Sanders in the general. Fuck this timeline and fuck the defenders of those who put us on it.

Let’s throw in a lifelike animatronic AOC fuck doll, while we’re mixing ridiculous fantasy with our politics

My wife and I have been joking about the perforation machine conspiracy for a couple of years now

Funny, but I’m not sure I understand how they got footage of every moment of my life for the past couple of decades?

There’s a timeline where Jon Stewart is POTUS and he and Zelensky have already put Putin where he belongs in the Hague.

I’m glad Reagan dead