• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Fuck yes, let’s go with it!

    • Politician age range 30-50
    • Background check
    • Minimum Education Requirements
    • Understands science (including biology) and technology thoroughly at minimum high school level
    • 200 hours of community service working with the poor
    • 200 hours of community service working with the elderly
    • 200 hours of community service working with immigrants
    • Debt, Funding and Corporate Alliance check
    • Blocked from stock market trades along with immediate family
    • No bribes
    • No Lobbying
    • No ex C-STAFF for major companies.
    • Paid enough to be single yacht and a summer home kind of rich.

    What else we need in here or what have I gone wrong on?

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      Will all these hours of community service be paid or are we restricting public office to those who can afford to work for free?

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      2 days ago

      Let’s throw in a lifelike animatronic AOC fuck doll, while we’re mixing ridiculous fantasy with our politics