are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker

Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?

Things I love in porn: everything greentext op doesn’t love in porn, except men, I call them talented dikers.

You guys are so lucky you have these cool gf/bf dreams I can’t even have fun in my sleep last night alone I dreamt that I was floating around, it was cool at first then I met a super cool magician that at first glance at me he gave me the feel pity looks so I floated to him to ask why the looks what’s wrong? then it hit me that I’m only floating because the earth doesn’t want none with me anymore 🤧 so I’m basically only floating because even the ground and gravity rejected me.

No no that actually improves the quality of the future nudes, like constructive criticism so I for one always up for honesty no matter what, I mean what’s on stake here, if they didn’t like it then they aren’t the one for you cause they refused to put on some little effort into it, and if they did like it, then we’ll that’s good you’ll get some quality artistic poses in the future… so to me that’s a win win either way ^-