United States to be scuttled in Florida: Despite its glory days, the United States faced a slow decline in the 1960s as air travel became increasingly popular and demand dwindled. By the early 1970s, the United States had retired from active service, and its fate became uncertain. Despite various attempts to preserve it, including plans for conversion into a floating hotel and museum, it was ...
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I believe that happened in 2000, no?
The only way it could be more unsubtle is if it was chopped up for steel, which was used to make artillery shells for Russia