Government agencies no longer providing forms or information in any language but English will definitely have a practical effect and harm.

I’m planning to do it until it becomes annoying, and then keep doing it.

What about Musk makes you think he’s polished?

Hmmmm. Nothing, I guess. ‘Polished’ is probably some unwanted prejudice baked into me, thinking a rich bastard must know how to present himself as businesslike to bankers and other such bastards, but sweet jeebers maybe you’re right. I’ve certainly never seen Musk be anything but an unwiped ass.

Trump is America’s Chief Petty Officer.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope you’re right.

Stewart is smart and funny, but he’s nice. He’s going to be pleasant and welcoming, smiling and cracking jokes with one of the evilest men alive. Very good comedian against a very polished, smiling Nazi.

This is not an easy match like Stewart against two unprepared lightweights (Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala) on Crossfire. Elon Musk, for all his myriad faults, is not stupid, and will be well prepped.

I’m not excited about it. Too much could go wrong.

I’m glad I already hate Discord and don’t use it.

The military makes me nervous, and is not a job I’d choose, but cordially, that’s not the point, and not relevant or helpful for the people who’ve lost their careers with this announcement.

Sounds like they specifically targeted the gay and trans groups, which is infuriating but can’t possibly be surprising. They’ll be coming for any group that had their own chat rooms – minorities, Muslims, whatever.

This is America now.

It’s happened before!

I know the pessimism, friend. I share it. I live it. It’s my daily mantra. But if there ever is an uprising for justice, it’ll be led by optimists, and I’ll do all I can to help them.

Bernie’s candidacy, and occasionally when AOC speaks up loud enough to make the news, are the only times my right-tilted family and acquaintances have ever seemed impressed by anything of the left.

Yes, Bernie would’ve won. That’s why the Democratic Party blocked him.

Doing something is better than doing nothing, and you have my vote, comrade (if voting is still allowed).

I assumed your comment was a joke — and not a bad one, actually — until noticing the replies taking it seriously.

The comic is not a poke at cell phones. It’s about all of America and the world being so distracted by their baubles and comforts that they’re unaware of what’s right in front of them.

I don’t think either party would want you.

Are they gonna start grabbing genitals?

Yes.