Wait till you listen to Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Peak nerd art in the best possible way.

I met you in somebody’s mind meld
You thought we had melded before
I brought you “The Teachings of Surak”
And waited all night by your door

…
Vulcan love.
It’s driving me mad
It’s making me crazy

Spock has occasionally made jokes, and at least in the presence of a certain Richard Milhous Nixon, is a smoker.

My high school history teacher had that as a poster on her wall.