Typical market manipulation move. He’ll probably announce something regarding bitcoin and the federal reserve today to artificially bump that up too.
Typical market manipulation move. He’ll probably announce something regarding bitcoin and the federal reserve today to artificially bump that up too.
Ironically, presidents aren’t even allowed to drive.
And even if they were, I wonder if Turnip even knows how to drive a golf cart, let alone an automobile…? 🤔
He knows how to drive businesses and countries into the ground.
I mean… It’s a secret service rule, but we know how Trump feels about “norms and traditions”.
Daily internet challenge…
Find any video footage of Turnip driving anything…
Honorary mention for any legit evidence whatsoever that he even comprehends how wheels work, like does he even know how to ride a
bicycletricycle?No cheating, no AI, is there any evidence that the orange turnip knows anything about the wheel?
Come on interwebsters, we’re waiting…
Commenting to see the results. I was so amused by the pix of the shrub falling off a Segway.