Here in my area, we call ‘projectile diarrhea’ as the flying shits. But Elmo Turnip has cut aviation safety, so grab your umbrella…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-x_01TNTr0

What’s the difference between a clown and a politican?

Clowns have to go to college.

You’re probably not wrong, but honestly I haven’t seen anyone either eat an orange or drink orange juice in over 10 years.

Give a man a fish, and he’ll stay in prison for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll stay in prison for life.

Give a man a key, and he’ll just escape into prison planet.

Let’s not forget, orange juice is like $11 a gallon in some places these days. It’s cheaper to drink gasoline now.

No, don’t drink gasoline.

Can you pass me the 9/16" Adjustable Hammer?

Edit: I’ll save you the trouble.

9/16" Adjustable Hammer = Channel Locks

Totally random thought, but check the temp of different things both directly, and also in a mirror reflection. I wonder if it’ll sense the same temperature via a mirror reflection…

Everyone knows nanoplastics are stored in the balls silly!

Well look at this fat cat over here that can afford clothes…