Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoGoblin careslrpnk.netimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageGoblin careslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareewigkaiwelo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoNow please make a guide on how to find gf irl (goblin familiar)
minus-squaretoofpic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoJust go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agomost goblins can be found in their nests where they sit wishing that a perfect partner (handler) will spontaneously appear in front of them occasionally they can be seen outside trying to abide by human norms but failing in various ways
minus-squareewigkaiwelo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI wish a goblin would spontaneously appear near me. I even keep cheese for such an occasion
Now please make a guide on how to find gf irl (goblin familiar)
Just go to a bar and get really drunk. There is a non-zero chance that you wake near a goblin-girl.
most goblins can be found in their nests where they sit wishing that a perfect partner (handler) will spontaneously appear in front of them
occasionally they can be seen outside trying to abide by human norms but failing in various ways
I wish a goblin would spontaneously appear near me. I even keep cheese for such an occasion