I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

Stuff.

Butt stuff.

I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

I can fix her.

I’m pretty sure I’m 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.

I’d probably take a car to our mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Some guy pops out blabbing something about being the good version of me and I continue eating my sandwich

what if you are 50 / 50 and you meet yourself and youre both like “hey dude, whats happening?”

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I’m an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

Find common ground and go out for Thai food.

One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.

as someone who is 100% evil but polite, it would be interesting to meet my good counterpart whom is a total arsehole.

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.

My evil self would’ve already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it’s actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.

So I’d become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.

Fuck. I love evil women.