JD Vance was bored even before Donald Trump launched into his 99-minute speech last night, complaining to House Speaker Mike Johnson on a hot mic. […] “By the way, I think the speech is going to be great. But I don’t know how you do this for 90 minutes,” said Vance, clearly longing for his couch. To which his sharper colleague, who was obviously aware of the hot mic, made a quick and smooth pivot.
I mean I’m tired of listening to Trump repeat the same tired ass lies all the time so I can only imagine having to sit there thinking about penetrating the plush soft supple chair oh God I can’t stand up…