• espressdelivery@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Cancers just one or those bad ROI things

    Like you’ve got enough money surely you’d have solved cancer by now?

    Sometimes you need to “I dunno” totally slash the funding to stimulate the industry a bit you know?

    Up the experiments, swirl more chemicals in your chemistry set and get us results!

    /s

    • Visstix@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Yeah they draw the line right in front of them. And they only notice someone crossing it when it hits them in the face.

  • alaphic@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I didn’t expect…

    Good news everyone!

    I’ve developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker’s experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

    It’s simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

    Replace X with the issue or item you’re concerned with.

    Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

    If your answer is ‘No,’ congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it’s probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

    If your answer is ‘Yes,’ you’re likely still fucked somehow! 😁

  • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    “We never expected that the guy who told us to fight Covid by eating horse paste and shoving UV lights up our butts wouldn’t know a damn thing about science.”