Javascript:

I heard you like mutating class data so I’m mutating the data you can put in your class data, dawg.

Without massive external support Mars is uninhabitable.

When given two options I will always chose the Tim Curry one.

… are they looking for a job?

This is the only thing 90% of republican financial backing actually gives a shit about.

Not using HTML that’s rendered server-side for everything.

I’d suspect they’re safer with a deal… but they absolutely shouldn’t honor that deal.

Any engineer that’s willing to go with him I’d happily send alongside. As a developer, tech folks have known he’s a piece of shit for more than a decade - people who work for him buy into the same awful beliefs.

Please no one show Trump this joke… after the Gulf of America shit I’m half convinced he’d actually do it.

You know with this administration it can be hard to recognize all the different players so I have a rule of thumb I use.

If I recognize the name from previous GOP actions (especially the last Trump administration) then they’re someone who saw January 6th happen and are a huge enough asshole that they decided to come back.

If I don’t recognize the name from previous GOP actions then they’re someone who saw January 6th happen and are a giant enough asshole that they decided now was the time to join the administration.

That really helps me get a baseline read of the different administration officials.

No, Español es mas facil.

Precisely! And metadiscussions about voting will always get downvoted because they’re boring.

Excuse me, good sir, but your premise is incorrect. I do.

Who could have predicted this would have led to massive fraud. When I first saw headlines about the cuts that certainly wasn’t immediately obvious to me! Oh, woe is me… were that I was wiser all those months ago!

Protest anonymously, function anonymously.

It’s capitalism, baby!

Shopify. If it sounds awful and involves Canadian tech CEOs it’s always Shopify.

Canada didn’t effectively do more than posture because the tariffs were canceled. He claimed intent to cancel a starlink contract and supported tariffs on energy. I’d give him (and gave him at the time) fair credit for his response. I fucking hate him - but his response was supportive of a unified Canadian response which contrasted with our permanent least favorite premiere fucking Smith who tried to weasel out of tariffs in the hope that Trump might roll back oil tariffs specifically.

Since push didn’t come to shove we can’t be certain if it was all posturing but I think it was genuine and I’d even say that the posturing he did was likely helpful in showing Trump that we weren’t going to be pushovers.

Just get the fuck out so we can end the headlines of “Canadian firm actually [American thing]” they’re clearly just a bunch of MBA assholes.

Force the fucking toadies go on the record as voting against reducing corruption.