Next it’ll be the NoeyePhone, sold without the eye contact-tracking hardware.

No. I’m exaggerating. Specifically the recording part.

I knew it. He’s wearing a skirt! He’s become the problem!

Insert the biggest slash s you’ve seen this week here.

Where do you think the big bump last year came from?

Just don’t do whatever the new hotness is. Gotcha.

I don’t think I’ve seen anything I do dragged yet. Or at least not commonly.

Don’t care for avocados or dancing. So far I’m in the clear for most generational banter.

The entirety of a political right shouldn’t actually exist as anything more than theory. It should be the “dark version” of possibility we tell kids to avoid.

But here we are, actually dealing with their mental disease.

I don’t know what version of a hospital I went to, but I should give it a great review after coming out of it from how deep in it I started. shudders

Didn’t hate Jews, hate the government of Israel.

I honestly wonder what the Christian circle would do if Israel gets wiped out and there is no rapture, Armageddon, or tribulation.

Would they finally admit they’re wrong then, or will it have morphed by then?

This is the kind of thing I would look up if I could just open the book of time and look at the pages past this. Fuuuuuck the lottery numbers, I wanna watch some post and future events, or different timelines.

That’s honestly what I wish afterlife was

We die and wake up, but can travel through time at will, then that version of us dies and becomes 5th dimensional, etc.

I didn’t actually believe this of course, but I wish it was true.

But Nazicide is.

I have never in my life seen in person anyone doing one of these dances.

They’re mentioned so often that I just assume I should see phones on tripods on every inch of flat ground with people or trios doing choreography.

Are these really that common?

Was “trans chat rooms” put right next to “eggs” on purpose? Lol