The aesthetics were so frosty plastic, impossible to forget. The cool pizza huts had an entire room for the arcade cabinet games

Cue pizza house marketing reboot/revert in 3

Y’all remember that pizza was awful right?

Garfield was a documentary comic strip!

Other night had a Big Bird dream. I remember because i woke up in the middle of a debate with myself about Big Bird’s height.

But in the dream whenever Big Bird got mad at some one he would just bend over and projectile fluid dump on that person

My friends, strangers, and baphomet, what the fuck

What in the televangelist dentures lost in a butthole is happening

Phyllis Schlafly lost or so I thought

They set out to prove the incompetence of government by getting into the government and then being incompetent. Its all going swimmingly if injustice is your little horny thing.

Luigi went from epic mastermind assassin to getting busted in a shitty fast food place with tons of incriminating evidence on his person. This bullshit needs a “epstein didn’t kill himself” level meme