Congratulations on completely misunderstanding the comic.

Ladybird is not a new standard. It is a new implementation of existing standards. Nobody has to change or adapt anything.

Markdown features are extremely fragmented. Hover text might be a non-standard feature that not all markdown renderers can handle (or even a standard feature that’s omitted in some renderers).

And to alt-text an embedded image in markdown:

![alt text goes here](url://goes.here)

The largest providers use CDNs to serve content, which are designed to be redundant and resilient. Cloudflare alone has 335 datacenters on all inhabited continents. Services that don’t need to talk to a single centralised server would be fine.

As long as you’re not behind CGNAT, you can use a dynamic DNS provider (like duckdns.org) and its web API to keep a record pointed at your IP. If you’re behind CGNAT, Tailscale also has a service (Tailscale Funnel) that can expose an internal service to the internet.

You could also pay for a small VPS with a static IP, and set up a Wireguard tunnel to your home server and an HTTPS proxy to forward traffic through the tunnel.

Also, just in general, use Tailscale. It’s serious black magic fuckery on the firewall.

Lions in the wild are so inbred, they might as well be royalty.

Femboys are.

(I don’t and have never used autocorrect on this phone, but I can still affirm their existence)

and CEO

Dude is the opposite of punk, and a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect.