25 y/o programmer from Germany
They do also hook your brain up to the girl-matrix, allowing you to tap into the shared brainpower of all other thigh-high wearers for your programming. But that’s common knowledge, so I didn’t feel like I had to mention it
To be fair though, thigh highs are really nice to calm down restless leg, so sometimes they actually are pretty good for programming
Yeah, sometimes it’s more trouble than it’s worth. The girls keep transpiling my perfectly fine Javascript code to Rust >:(