You should indeed not be lying on your shit. You would look like 2 weeks old Rokeg!

I haven’t enjoyed a conservative community this much since the subreddit was still chock full of conspiracy theories better than most prime movies.

Less welfare leeches as a result too, so many eggs can be bought now. /s

Username checks out

It is mine as well. I honestly don’t know who made it, but I am sure it should be spread out across the world in large numbers.
Thank you, unknown creator.

You don’t say?!

Guy must be crying all the way to his bank account