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Goddamn Coloradans killing our best actors!

After she was sexually assaulted at 16, Cooper had sworn she would never be caught unprepared. But here she was. Betrayed by her body, which would not cooperate. Betrayed by her family, who supported firing federal workers like her. And, perhaps most painfully, betrayed by herself.

She did not want to vote for Trump. Cooper hated what he said about women and hated how he treated them. Her family always said the women who accused the president of sexual assault had either made it up or deserved it. Cooper heard them and kept her own experience a secret, thinking that they might feel the same way about her.

Sexual assault victim votes for sexual assaulter is in the same vein as Jews for Hitler. Maybe not to the same degree, but definitely in the right direction. How stupid do you have to be?

Trump, at a campaign stop an hour and a half south of her, had promised to make IVF free. She knew that from a video clip she saw on TikTok. And she had believed him.

Really hard to feel any empathy for someone that votes for a dude that has zero for anyone else. The best I can offer is schadenfreude.

Mandatory xkcd:

New player monster/object guide

Since there’s no explanation in game of how the monsters behave I’ve put this together with the hopes it’ll make the initial experience a bit less frustrating for new players. Feel free to chime in if I get anything wrong or miss something and I’ll edit it in:

WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO PREFER TO DISCOVER THINGS ON YOUR OWN. SCROLL NO FURTHER

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• X-Walls - always spawns in orthogonally (vertically or horizontally) adjacent pairs. Can be destroyed if hit 3 times at a cost of 1 health per hit. Drops a coin worth 1 xp when destroyed.

• 0-Starting Orb - reveals all tiles in two orthogonal (vertical/horizontal) tile radius when used. You should usually start by clicking this.

• 0-Healing Scroll - fully restores life. Also drops from Romeo and Juliet (9 power monsters)

• 0-Clairvoyance Scroll - randomly reveals any random tile on the board and all 8 tiles around it.

• 0-Gnome - ?? seems to teleport around randomly until you corner him eventually. Worth 9 xp

• 0-Dragon Egg - spawns in one of the 8 spaces around the dragon (power 13 monster). Leave it in tact for an achievement. Worth 3 xp

• 1-Rat - all of them can be revealed by defeating the rat king (power 5 monster) and using the scroll that drops from him. Will face left or right towards the rat king or stand up if the rat king is in the same column. Avoid killing for achievement.

• 1-Slime King - always spawns on the board edge surrounded by five Purple Slimes. Drops a scroll that reveals all Purple and Green Slimes.

• 2-Bat - nothing special

• 3-Skeleton - nothing special

• 4-Gargoyle - always spawns facing each other in orthogonally (vertically or horizontally) adjacent pairs.

• 5-Green Slime - all of them can be revealed by defeating the slime king (power 1 monster) and using the scroll that drops from him

• 5-Beholder - hides clues in a two orthogonal (vertical/horizontal) tile radius while alive.

• 5-Rat King - drops a scroll that reveals all rats on the board

• 6-Minotaur - spawns facing away from a treasure chest that appears in one of three adjacent spaces in the column behind him. They turn towards the chest when it is opened.

• 7-Guardian - nothing special

• 8-Purple Slime - always spawns in a ring around the slime king (power 1 monster) along the edges of the board. All of them are revealed by using the scroll that drops from the slime king.

• 9-Romeo and Juliet - always face each other equidistant from the center line of the dungeon. Drops a healing scroll on death. Leave them alive for an achievement

• 10-Mine King - always spawns in one of the 4 corners of the board. Drops a scroll that disarms all mines in the board.

• 11-Mimic - looks like a regular chest upon being revealed. Won’t fight you until you click it again after revealing it.

• 13-Dragon - always spawns in the same spot on board near the center. A dragon egg (power 0 monster with 3 xp) will always spawn in one of the 8 tiles surrounding it. Defeat it and collect the 13 xp to reveal a crown which you can collect wherever you want to end the game with a win.

• 100-Mine - the only way to disarm these is by defeating the mine king (power 10 monster) and using the scroll he drops. Disarmed mines are worth 3 xp

The only box I noticed was Tyrants of the Underdark. Someone is a board game aficionado! :o