Ah yes, the marching song of Zeldastein.

(The last one isn’t ;-) )

I’m afraid I don’t know who that is.

Joke’s on you; I drive with generic Ford Focus badges, rotate my number plate for each new road, and use a curated set of bumper stickers that match 67% of other road users for harder fingerprinting.

When I want to be extra sneaky I drive my car into a lorry (semi), drive the lorry onto a train, offload the car while on the train and change lines, load into a different lorry, disembark the train a short way away from the locality I want to reach, drive half way in the lorry, then get the car out for the final few miles. I call this method, “The Onion Road,” because of the layers of privacy.

If 4. is too hard (like, if you’re not cool enough), make two versions and send them out to different groups. “Secret files of Trump and Epstein; help us break the encryption!” And, “Free America Foundational Sovereign Data (Crucial For Rebuilding Society Once Trump Finishes Overturning The Corrupt Bureaucracy)”

Ah yes, I remember the German numbers.

Ein, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Wolfen

I’m G P T and I cannot lie.
You other brothers use ‘AI’
But when you file a case
To the judge’s face
And say, “made mistakes? Not I!”
He’ll be mad!

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I’m not good enough at song parodies. Though I am pretty weird.

Also, I love the units. Using miles on one axis and km on the other.

Bah. Moving from one ideologist’s garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

The metre flows better that way.

If you can’t stand,
Feel free to stand
Behind our troops;
In front of my ram.