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This whole thing started because manufactures are putting core controls behind touch screens. This would in fact be the very definition of “not fine”

literally nothing important should be on the infotainment system anyway.

Monkey paw curls

Same exact cars but with button navigated non-touch screens.

I’ll just leave this here

smash that like and subscribe button

Bitch I don’t even know who you are yet, put that nonsense at the end

you could make a religion out of this

not since turning on do not disturb with an exception for contacts.

last time I got a voicemail that was worth anything your computer speakers would announce it

Any plain can with a sticker has that taste.

If you’ve ever home brewed you know exactly what I mean.

on top of that they’re always the most expensive beer in the store.

This is part of why I don’t drink any more. What happens if you find your new favourite thing and it was a joke that will literally never be made again?

but mostly because I kept getting sours that sounded amazing but where consistently the worst thing I have ever tasted

robocall speaking mandarin has all the time in the world. Turn voicemail off, no human has ever used it.

I think we all know what annoncé should have been translated to.

the vibe doesn’t, or can’t, exist independently. it is an emergent property of the song and I’d probably call it the aura.

I’ll just leave this here

I’m upset this isn’t 4:33

rugged individualism doesn’t build strong communities

it varies, but I’ve had 90s cars at the same place look like someone painted the windows white the second I open the door so I just assumed they figured it out. might just have gotten lucky with the model of car or window treatments or something.

again that’s not something you should be dealing with doing 110 on the freeway while steering with your knees and eating cup ramen.

Climate controls need to be physical, though.

I had an 02 Peugot with automated climate controls. Shits not new. it’s one of the few cases where I will not go back to the caveman way. automated headlights are another.

a case can be made for demister buttons but I haven’t owned a car made this century that would fog up so that’s a pull over and figure this shit out for the first time affair not a take your eyes off the road and dick around with controls physical or otherwise affair.

look where you are.

They made the right choice.

There are very few core controls and they should absolutely be physical.

I hate screens as much as anyone but I honestly don’t think there’s much that can’t be put behind one.