massive_bereavement

You just fried my brain and I think now I need a hard reset.

Rejoice children of Nod! For our time has arrived.

I can’t read no, I can’t read my butterface~

Where did I come from?

At some point a single male spider started dancing for their lives. Don’t diss innovation.

They are complete opposites. Most sport games are pick up and play: you can be playing almost instantly and are easy to learn, hard to master. Plus they tend to be the perfect game for local multiplayer as most people already know the rules.

RPGs require you to create a character, go through several exposition dumps, go through a lengthy tutorial, etc. It’s a genre that requires considerable time investments to having fun and sessions tend to become longer.

When it works, these can be fantastic multiplayer games, but finding someone willing to play is harder than putting a necktie on an eel.

Are you suggesting that Bigfoot should eat the homeless?

Argh, to be young again and have a sharpie at hand!

And Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, Salmonella… It’s the Macy’s parade equivalent of preventable diseases by UHT and y’all been invited!

On the other hand, unrefrigerated raw milk is a fantastic way of meeting who’s who of the bacterial world.