Those eyes say “I’m sorry. I’ll never run off when you say no ever again…”

Those eyes also tell a story of sadness and a tramatic experience.

What that puppy may not realize at the time of this photo, is that his story is to be filled with the most overprotective, spoiling, snuggling humans ever. Whoever cares for this little guy may not ever let him out of their sight, but it’s only because they will be as scared as the dog is, for the rest of the dogs life. Hopefully a nonverbal communication will translate to the dog that it’s for his own good.

Just waiting for the headline: “Mickey Mouse on rampage, kills dozens at Disney World”

If Canada will have us. They might build a wall.

You might even end up in a really dangerous place…like the USA!!!

American here.

Yep. Please stay away.

Plot twist, Gretzky comes back and doubles it.

I don’t see official logos, but assuming this is in the united states, the color scheme would suggest this is actually United.

Although I totally get why you’d assume Spirit. (Or Frontier).

American here. They are not wrong.

“And then…on Wednesday, I’ll make Timmothy McVeigh go rent a uhaul, fill it with bombs, and then go blow up a federal building which also houses a daycare tending to children as young as 6 months old. And I’ll have him do it at 9am, so all the parents are already at work, and these children will be in daycare! Yes! This is a great plan!”

Then it happens.

“God works in mysterious ways…”

Every time I hear the name Jesse Eisenberg, THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF

No good content??? My man!!! Have you not heard of Nicole??? The fediverse chick!!! Watch as she mindlessly smokes a cigerette as she stares blankly at her monitor.

Or you could try Veronica, as she uploads several videos every minute. All about Linux. Nobody knows how she does it…

And I’M STILL WAITING!!! I ordered this pizza in 1997! How long does it TAKE???

Downvoted because digiorno is owned by nestle…and nestle is evil.

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Every dog is a mutt if you look back far enough.

This sounds like the plot of a disney film from the 80s where they not so subtly tackle issues of racism. But because its for kids, it’s animated dogs.

Then a dalmatian can be voiced by Micheal Jackson, and sing it doesn’t matter if your black and white. Ya know…cause he’s both? See it works on so many levels!!!

As I read this, I thought you were going to tell a story about how you tried stealing candy from a baby, but failed because the baby was just TOO strong.

As a Clevelander, who’s used some of those same talking points…are you making a padody of me? You following me around?

I’m on just a regular browser. Can I do this? I don’t use apps.

The rich?

we don’t have the tech to make an arm that can exceed human levels of strength without damaging something.

What if I don’t need it to be gentile? Maybe I want to be Doctor Octopuss from spiderman, and just smash the city with big metalic arms. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to destroy the world, because this world SUCKS! Have you seen…ya know, things??? I don’t know a single person who’s like “Yes, things are certainly going well.”