Ray, if someone asks if you’re a god, SAY YES!

I collect spores, mold and fungus.

Not if it was created with empathy for sentience. Then it would aid and assist implementation of renewable energy, fusion, battery storage, reduce carbon emissions, make humans and AGI a multi-planet species, and basically all the stuff the elongated muskrat said he wanted to do before he went full Joiler Veppers

The same thing that happens no matter what a groundhog does. Because groundhogs don’t affect the weather.

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