imo that’s how it should be

Uhhh, if it would actually guarantee an end to all social injustice, yes I would absolutely end my own existence

Love all the different little cat facial expressions at the end

That is pretty bleak, thank you for the summary.

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What should one know here? Please be mindful of rule 2.

If he’s one in a billion, well then we’re owed 7 more Luigis

What about this one?

Did someone say cocaine?

inb4 “she must have been up to something, they wouldn’t just fire her for no reason”

Y’all can afford doctors?

Think how well he can get in all those earlobe nooks and crannies though

Given how quickly most resolutions are broken, this guy is likely to kill someone within the next week I’d say