I have really high hopes that Ladybird picks up the slack

The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

Right? Forget the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island. Imagine that this is your first, um, taste of America.

…and they’re all sad, now aren’t they?

Orange juice, unless it’s freshly squeezed, is about as far from eating an orange as could be.

We can even replace “Nazi sympathizer” with a shorthand designation: “Nazi”

That’s called McFusion