‘Zelensky’s meeting with turd and soup degenerates into shitfight as turd shits himself and falls off his chair while VP soup almost chokes on his own tongue and has to be resuscitated by marshals’

It’s pretty safe to assume the exact opposite of anything Elmo says. Think of it like the inverse Cramer.

Really enjoying John and intentionally left blank

For fucks sake Canada please do better 🤦‍♂️

Greetings fellow conservative, I have conserved several interesting bugs this morning what have you conserved yourself

It’s the half hour that’s important, really

Very gross, in fact

Oh right here we go

Ketamine, apparently

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