having worked in a call center my response would be lol

these jobs can’t keep enough people as is, you ‘d have to kill someone or fuck the ceos wife to get fired

me as well, it’s not so uncommon, communication is key while true is such a trite idea and ignores all nuance of reality

fuck with the sensor

you’r not talking that kinda person into making sense

taking a power nap

wake them up when it’s fundraising time again